BREAKING NUKES....ER, NEWS: 2 WACK-A-DOODLES DECIDE THEY'RE TOO WACKY TO MEET......

                  Sadly unpacking the bags we had all packed for the Singapore Summit........including a basket of K-Pop boy group CDs we planned to give to Kim........

                  Not to mention a spankin' new Blu-Ray of "Die Another Day", which features a North Korean villain sucked into a jet engine.......

                   So the new Summer Blockbuster, "Clash Of The Psychopaths" won't premier this June...

                   Sigh.......

                   Doubly sad if it's really because the NK's called Mike Pence a "political dummy"......thereby infuriating Baby Orange.

                    Really? That's the reason?   Cause the entire civilized world has known for some time that Mikey's dead from the neck up........including Baby Orange.  Come on now.....why do you think Mikey's the VP?

                    ( To paraphrase Gene Hackman's line from "Superman"....."it's a wonder his brain's putting out enough energy to keep his legs moving....")

                  On the other hand, we understand the Tweeter-In-Chief is inundated with the business of the Presidency.........watching Fox & Friends for security briefings, chasing after the many spies who infiltrated his campaign......

                   (Yes, we do indeed possess a cellphone video of Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Timothy Dalton and Daniel Craig sneaking into Trump Tower..........but as an active dues paying member of the Deep State Criminal Conspiracy, we're keeping it well hidden til after the mid-term elections....)

                   The world can rest easy.........the BQ, working quietly behind the scenes, arranged Baby Orange and Baby Nukes to compete on the Fall season of "Dancing With The Stars - Special Unhinged Moron Edition"........

                   You're welcome, world. Stayed tuned for further dipsy-doodle diplomacy.......