Tuesday, September 22, 2026

'CRONE'.....DEEP IN THE DARKEST HEARTS OF DARKNESS......

 Crone by Keith Rosson  (2026)

     All lovers of Take-No-Prisoners, Leave-Nobody-Unscathed blood dripping, gore drenched horror.......... fasten your seatbelts and try to keep your stomachs in the upright position. Because what goes on in author Keith Rosson's Pacific Northwest little town is more than equal to any of the monstrosities lurking in Stephen King's New England burgs.

     It seems to start out like a grungy, gritty crime noir, filled with psychotic low level drug lords and their pathetic hopelessly addicted customers. Trapped amid them is disgraced ex-cop and ex-addict Eli Lamp, with a backstory riddled with gut-wrenching tragedy, a life strewn with all the wrong roads taken. Eli, when still on the skids of addiction, was utterly destroyed by the disappearance of his nearly blind teenage daughter Hannah, who foolishly accepted a van ride in the middle of a dark rainy night. His further descent into violence left him in a vise-like obligation to drug kingpin Dave and reduced to eking out a dissolute existence as an enforcer and delivery boy of Dave's graft payouts to the town Chief of Police.

     And now Eli's bedeviled life takes an even darker stranger turn. Anton, one of Dave's two thuggish sons has been found mutilated beyond all rational description.......and Dave's offered Eli a way out of his eternal servitude as a gang minion - to use his rusty skills as a detective to hunt down and deliver up Anton's killer to a revenge frenzied Dave.

     To Eli's growing dread and Dave's stunned amazement, more mutilations and impossible happenings unfold before their disbelieving eyes. And the very last thing victims see is something humanoid, something female, something with enormous jet black wings that block out all light. This escalating carnage appears to coincide with the return of Hannah's best friend Avery,, who's lived with the guilt of doing nothing to stop Hannah from getting into that van. Avery's been drawn back to town by nightmare visions of Hannah and she brings her own set of troubles with her, feeding her powerful drug addiction with money belonging to one of Dave's rival drug lords.....a certain death sentence.

     Beyond the endless, graphic horrors that erupt every few pages or so, I felt equally gripped by the overwhelming sadness and inescapable tragedy in the beleaguered lives of Eli, Avery and Hannah. Even in the constant churn of the cruelty and grotesque supernatural events on display, the book still manages to make you ache and worry for these poor accursed characters. To me, that's what lifted this book into the level of Stephen King excellence and why I'm giving out 5 stars. "The Crone" packs in more fast moving thrills and scares than any multi-episode streaming horror series I've seen in the last few years.

        Anyone fearlessly devoted to seeking out the darkest reads of the spooky season.(or any other time), your search ends here. 5 stars (*****).

'IN THE WOODS THEY WAIT'......AND YOU WON'T FIND THE TEDDY BEARS' PICNIC IN THERE.....

  In the Woods They Wait by Carrie Lee South (2026)

     This 'something-awful-in-the-woods' thriller takes a good amount of pages (and two separate timelines) to reach its nightmarish finale, but when it finally does......a properly gruesome good time is guaranteed for all.

     Readers should keep in mind that use of 'unnatural' in the book's description.......so we're not talking about a big old bear here, or even Bigfoot. We're dealing with all-out monstrous horror, something apt to give you the willies for nights to come.

     Audrey Figg's career as an Ozark National Park ranger had its haunting, tragic origin in her adolescence. Back then, annoyed with her 13 year old brother Benny as they went hiking through the park trails, Audrey teased and frightened the boy until he lost his way......and then disappeared forever despite exhaustive searches. Telling no one about what led Benny into who knows what fate, for fifteen years Audrey's lived with the deepest guilt and shame, It's this tormenting burden on her mind that led her to stay in the Ozarks, devoting her life to never stop looking for Benny and keep other park visitors safe.......... hence her job as the Park's most skilled Ranger who knows those forests and trails all too well.

     And now another child, a young girl named Ivy has gone missing in the park. As Audrey and her boss Scott organize another massive search, all the terrible memories of Benny's disappearance come flooding back to her. And in Scott's brief sudden expressions of absolute terror, Audrey begins to suspect he knows more than he's ever let on about what Benny and ivy might have encountered. on those remote trails.......and what those cairns, those strange piles of stones left along the way really mean.

     Now that was more than enough to get my heart racing to stay with this book until its final terrors come out in full force. Yes, it makes for a slow burn and there's a point where the chapters flashing back to Benny's story only serve to make you want to get them over with and move on to the good scary stuff. But I do appreciate the time author Carrie Lee South takes to deepen the bonds Audrey has made with her two allies in the search for Ivy, her lifelong friend Corbin (and maybe something more) and her quirky knowledgeable new trainee Porter.

     There's a mixture of hair raising thrills and heartbreak as the book barrels toward Audrey's grandly horrific showdown with whatever's out there and I wouldn't have missed it for anything. And neither should anyone else who can never resist this kind of a shiver-worthy read.

     4 stars (****).

Friday, September 18, 2026

'CAT PEOPLE'.....IM-PURR-FECT ROMANCE.....BUT NO HARD FELINES WHEN IT'S OVER......

Cat People (1982)

      Well, what the hell. We're only a mere 6 weeks away from Halloween, so let the Spooky Season begin.....

           Here's a film appropriate as any for the kickoff point....writer-director Paul Schrader's update/remake/re-invention of producer Val Lewton's famously creepy 1942 original. 

      Coming 40 years after the first film, Schrader's version is a far more erotic and exotic take on the basic idea.....with naturally, amped up gruesome special effects and violence that Lewton's films never indulged in,  always leaving the worst horrors to the audience's imagination.

       But the primary Cat Girl casting is eerily similar in both movies. Lewton found his ethereal feline shapeshifter in diminutive, delicate French actress Simone Simon (also famously featured as the Satan's temptress in 'The Devil and Daniel Webster').

        Schrader's choice couldn't possibly be more on the money.....the otherwordly sex bombshell of the 1980's Nastassja Kinski, daughter of the notorious Madman of cinema Klaus Kinski.  

      With her enormous expressive eyes and compact curvy frame, Kinski virtually radiated the heat of a vaguely foreign, dangerous Manic Pixie Dream Girl. If you could believe any girl could transform herself into a slinking, snarling black panther, it was her. 

        But first we start off with the origins of cat people, set in a prehistoric, sand swept landscape and set to the moody warblings of David Bowie. It's where some unknown tribe serves up their virgins for some cat canoodlin' with the head panther who lounges about in an artistically constructed twisted branch tree. 

        Then we move on to modern day New Orleans (another great choice for a setting) where fresh off the boat, sweetly naive Irina (Kinski) arrives to reunite with her long lost brother Paul (Malcolm McDowell, still exuding the sexually charged feral threat he perfected in "A Clockwork Orange")

         Yes, they're cat-siblings sure enough and their conversions into dark furry predators wreak some bloody havoc on ordinary mortals......including zookeeper Oliver (John Heard) who's fallen hard for Irina....(in her luscious Kinski-form, that is)

        There is one genuinely ghastly death thrown into the mix here,  but Paul Schrader devotes much more of his attention to the sensual, carnal aspects of his script and in the seductive expressions and physicality of Kinski, he clearly found his muse. She's way more of a convincing half-human kitty than any of the Catwomen in any of the many Batman films. 

       (For those who still well remember the '42 'Cat People', the film does pay homage to it, with its own version of that film's unnerving swimming pool scene, only this time with a literally stripped down Annette 'O Toole as the terrified stalkee.....) 

       Moody, seductive  and coated with one of Giorgio Moroder's thrumming electronic scores, 'Cat People' may not quite satisfy today's hardcore horror viewers who demand over-the-top shocks every few minutes. But 44 years later, it still manages to cast its own weird unearthly spell.....

         And overall, steamy as hell, we might add. So there's that....

          3 stars (***). Not a bad way to jump start a Halloween festival of spookery. 

        

             

WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.....SPECIAL EDITION - "DON'T WORRY! I, YOUR PRESIDENT, WILL CONTROL A.I.!!"........

 









BQ visitors.....enjoy a terrific weekend and thanks always for stopping in to check our posts.

Trumpanzees:  So very sorry to break this news to you particular  "But I didn't vote for THIS!" MAGAmorons......Lobotomies you underwent before you voted for Trump in 2024 cannot be reversed......but it's possible for you to muster enough brain cells you have remaining to put the brakes on your Orange Jello Jolly Bad Fellow on November 3. Save the date......










Thursday, September 17, 2026

R.I.P. THE KENNEDY CENTER......FOR NOW......UNTIL THE NIGHTMARE ENDS


ln the midst of all the non-stop insanity, let's take a moment for some positivity.......

Believe, if you can, that when the misery, madness and stench of the Trump era lay in the past, the Kennedy Center can rise again to its former glory......

And America's community of gifted performers will once again delight and amaze audiences as they return to the Kennedy Center's stage....

Call us a crazy optimist, but we don't believe it's outside the realm of possibility....

We can only live in hope the Center's restoration will be included among the many tasks that lay ahead to return this country to sanity, civility, decency, the rule of law and a national discourse free of distrust, anger and hatred of one another.....

     And we can all start on the long road to make that happen on November 3rd. 

 

Wednesday, September 16, 2026

THE 2026 EMMYS......JUST A FEW QUICK THOUGHTS......

The 2026 Emmy Awards 

          Truth be told, this is the one awards show we never minded skipping. 

      We dreaded its interminable length, and its beyond tedious structure of awarding the same shows and the same actors year after year after year. 

       And most of these show appear on premium streaming sites that we don't subscribe to, so pardon us if we don't give a flying **** as to who wins what.

       As a long time fan of Mariska Hargitay and her Law and Order: SVU show, we did want to see how she'd make out as the show's host. 

      So here's our roundup of quick random thoughts.......

       Professional TV Pundits hated the show and poorly reviewed Hargitay.

        Screw 'em. They're dead wrong. She threw herself into the task, unafraid to look silly or awkward and did just fine. 

         Even when faced with lame comedy material, Hargitay soldiered through it all with the same commitment and determination of her Capt. Olivia Benson carting off scummy pedophiles to Rikers Island. 

        Sure, her devotion to her second job as one of Taylor Swift's Official Best Friends led her and the SVU gang into that goofy filmed skit with Swift, but we've seen way worse attempts at comedy at the Emmys.  (Don't even get us started on Nick Offerman's monumentally unfunny bit describing his job as a nude house painter.....)

         On the other hand, Hargitay and Nicole Kidman's sparring over Kidman's AMC multiplex ads tickled us no end.  Also Hargitay's sharp observation that half the assembled Emmys audience played SVU perps at one time or another.

       And let us bow three times in Sally Field's direction.....the diminutive national treasure, famous for her unfiltered fearless acceptance speeches, took a deft swipe at Trump's lunatic war with Canada. We're all with you, Sally......we dislike him, we really really dislike him.

        Another surprising plus about this show.....how many awards shows do you know that have ever, ever run short of their allotted time?  Quite amazing.

Another plus.....for a change, we detected few acceptance speeches that lurched into that sanctimonious 'never stop reaching for your dreams' crapola......which has the same effect on us as a root canal without pain killers. 

       As for the awards....."Widow's Bay"? "The Pitt", "Hacks"?  Don't get 'em at home, can't watch 'em.....so who cares. 

        The show? Not bad. Coulda been a lot worse.....and wasn't.  2 & 1/2 stars (**1/2)

Tuesday, September 15, 2026

'FALLOW'....A CORPORATE BABYMAKER'S LIFE GONE AWRY.....PROVOCATIVE AND SUPERB.....UNTIL A WRONG LEFT TURN......

  Fallow by Sarah Anderson (2026)

     Through two thirds of this book, I felt fully prepared to give it 4.5 stars. It boasts a provocative premise bound to stir up plenty of spirited book club discussions. it's engagingly written with dry deadpan humor that doesn't shy away from taking an acidic eye at its lead character and her rather incredible decade long journey. .And yet there's also a sense of genuine empathy and heart in its depiction of what she considers her triumphs and reversals of fortune.

     But then a sudden twist of the plot sends the book spiraling into an altogether different story and literally all new territory. And last third of the book was nowhere near as immediate and compelling as what came before it. To make matters worse, its resolution seemed abrupt and unsatisfying enough to make me wonder if reading it was worth the effort.

     We follow the fortunes of 20-something slacker Natalie, who dearly loves her creature comforts but lacks the drive and ambition to work hard enough to ever pay for them. But her dreams of a work-free comfortable life come true courtesy of a groundbreaking program offered by 'The Company'. Seeking to free their top women execs from profit-draining maternity leave, they recruit Natalie to serve as a corporate surrogate mother. This involves seven IVF pregnancies spread out over 10 years, with huge cash payouts for Natalie on each baby signed sealed and delivered.......not to mention full medical, dental and obstetric care. Natalie, lured by the money, benefits and company perks, dutifully complies as a corporate babymaker..........until her own emotional attachments (or detachments) and a startling turn of events send her birthing career into a wild tailspin.

     And here's where 'Fallow' transforms itself into another kind of book with bizarre circumstances and a whole new set of characters to deal with. The book continues to raise its political, social and hot button gender oriented issues, but it somehow reads like the story's lost its power, its edge and much of the cutting, understated wit that made it such a pleasure to read in the first place. .

     I don't regret getting into it, because at least 60 percent of "Fallow" fires on all cylinders but that problematic 3rd act knocked it down to 3 stars for me. (***).

      (But I wouldn't mind being a fly on the wall for the book club meetings on this one.....)