'DRACULA A.D. 1972'.......DRAC DRAINS THOSE GROOVY LONDON SWINGERS......

Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972) 

       The celebrated, cherished Hammer Films were on the downslide by the time this one came out.....

     The gothic, beautifully crafted period stuff wasn't working for young audiences anymore, so no wonder this film seemed like such a novel idea....

      Have some young, mod, mini-skirted, disco-dancin', Carnaby Street dig up Drac.....and face the consequences.....

       We're not saying this isn't fun to watch. It is. Christopher Lee still makes the most imposing of bloodsuckers......Hammer even lets him spit out a few words of dialogue every so often......

         But given the amazing idea of having Drac pop up in what was then modern London, it could have been so much more......more bloody, more funny, more over-the-top.......

           Don't hold your breath waiting. Doesn't happen. Despite the modern setting, the plotting's by-the-numbers dreary. Sir Christopher glowers and sucks.....literally, we mean. 

         But bonuses await........Peter Cushing's back as the great-grandson of  Van Helsing and he knows all about great-dad's tried and true vampire fighting techniques. Cushing and Lee get to go at it one more time and that sequence at least qualifies as a comfort watch.

           Ah, we musn't forget the inclusion of the fabulously well constructed Caroline Munroe who g becomes Drac's first 20th century blood bank.  Bravo to Caroline's big death scene and how she  launched a thousand erections in teen boys everywhere......

         We'll also throw in a brief mention of  Christopher Neame as Drac's unctuous creepy minion who looks he got recently kicked out the "Clockwork Orange " gang for being even too snotty for Alex and the droogs. And give us a break on his name.....Johnny Alucard? Really?  Great death scene though, where he endures almost every form of decimation devised in the how-to-kill-a-vampire guidebook.....including a cold shower. 

         Merely okay, but boy oh boy did this have potential never realized. Disco Drac?  Why not? Drac runs into Lulu and the gang from "To Sir With Love"?  See what we mean......endless possibilities.

           After modernity didn't work, Hammer went the sex 'n boobs route to juice up the offerings, but horror was entering the beginning of new nastier age and left the studio in the dust....along with its naked starlets.....

          Hammer homeys won't want to miss it, but for everyone else......sorry, nothing special to see here....

             2 stars (**).

'THE ANNIVERSARY'.....TWO HURT SOULS, A YEARLY SERIAL KILLER.....AND TWISTS AND TURNS GALORE.....

The Anniversary by Alex Finlay (2026) 

     Now here's the kind of book that all mystery/suspense thriller readers hope and pray for. A book that grips you from page one, keeps you turning the pages furiously and makes you resent any mundane everyday tasks (like sleeping and eating) that force you to temporarily put the book down.

     From the start, we're invested in and intrigued by two high school opposites - most popular, most beautiful Jules and loner outcast wrong-side-of-the tracks Quinn. The night of May 1st changes the course of their lives for years to come. Jules becomes one of the rare survivors of the 'May Day Killer' now among the few young girls the serial killer decided, for whatever reasons, to let live. Quinn, jailed for assault in a fight he didn't start, is inducted into the Army. There he encounters nothing but combat violence and tragedy as well as having to return home to attend the funeral of his mother, a murder victim. Jules, now forever haunted by that horrific May 1st memory, leads a lucrative but not very fulfilling life as a well paid fashion model.

     Jules and Quinn's parallel lives finally begin to intersect when they've returned home, each bearing their own troubled memories. Jules' younger sister has gone missing, maybe the latest May 1st abductee. And Jules and some of her fellow 'May Day' killer survivors stay safely (they can only hope) under the FBI's surveillance and protection in case the 'Mayday' maniac returns to finish what he started.

    Quinn, now a dogged Private Investigator, pursues the abandoned cold case of a missing child as well the mysteries surrounding the death of his mother....for which a possibly innocent man currently stands convicted and jailed for the crime.  

     Author Alex Finlay surely knows his way around telling a story like this, and as a result, he'll put you in a "just-one-more-chapter' reading addiction until you reach those infinitely satisfying final pages. The startling twists more than accomplish their job of leaving you gaping in surprise while you're worrying like crazy over Jules 'and Quinn's ultimate fates.....and possible future.

     Easily one of this year's best thriller reads, and along with the 5 stars,(*****) I can't think of any higher recommendations .

'THE LAST MANDARIN'....AN ESTRANGED MOTHER AND DAUGHTER VS. A HIGH-TECH GLOBAL CABAL....

 The Last Mandarin by Louise Penny and Melissa Fung (2026)

     A global thriller that pits superpowers against each other as a third unknown entity threatens to end the world? Oh yes, please.....sign me up.

     And on top of all that.....a global thriller that takes an utterly bonkers, thrill-a-minute detour into Indiana Jones territory? Complete with a wondrous archeological cave-scape overloaded with deadly booby traps? Light that torch and count me in......

     Granted, all of the above elements thrown into the pot by authors Louise Penny and Melissa Fung don't blend together easily. But the pace never lags, the mother-daughter lead characters are fascinating in their generational and culture clashes, and that 'Art-of-War' backstabbing between the Chinese and American power brokers has that breathless Tom Clancy feel to it

     Either a rogue terrorist group or an actual superpower nation have come up with with technology to inflict sudden, worldwide catastrophes capable of killing millions within minutes. Blaming China, the U.S. President turns to internationally celebrated Chinese dissident Vivian Li, a Tiananmen survivor with deep roots in her original homeland. And Li's estranged, raised-in-America daughter Alice has come along for the ride, since the mysterious death of Alice's dear friend relates to the calamitous events now befalling the world.

     While the powers-that-be in Beijing and Washington (some of whom may not be what they appear) struggle to avert World War 3, Vivian and Alice are off and running to pierce the very heart of this unknown cabal of conspirators. Though these terrorists wield unlimited high tech, they didn't count on Alice, of all people, becoming a cross between Nancy Drew and Indy you-know-who.

     I found very little of this even remotely plausible, but that didn't stop me from happily wallowing in all the high stakes diplomacy and thrill ride moments packed into the book. And even amid the constant life-threatening derring-do, authors Penny and Fung take the time to expertly insert ancient and recent Chinese history into their story and into the fierce passions of their characters.

     For anyone (like me) who simply cannot resist a countdown-to-world's-end, day-the-hotline-got-hot nailbiter, here's your steeping cup of tea waiting for you..

       4 stars (****).

WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.........SPECIAL 'IRAN LOVE TAP' EDITION.......

 Parents discover the peril of letting a stranger suspected of pedophilia and other random violence talk to their kids in public  places.......as good an example of the charge 'Child Endangerment' as they've ever witnessed......

Moving on to even more madness......

Trump refers to strikes on Iran as a 'Love Tap'...Iran describes the strikes as 'unwanted heavy petting'....

In Supreme Court news, Justice Clarence Thomas reveals his favorite movie character of all time....Samuel L. Jackson's house slave Stephen from 'Django Unchained'.......("I just love that Stephen, I could watch him abuse black people forever and what a role model he's been for me in my decision making.....")

And the madness rages on......

And as always, let's never forget.....

Great weekend to BQ visitors.....

To Trumpanzee voters experiencing 'buyer's remorse:  Guess whom Trump and Republicans want to fork up a couple more billion for the Great Big Beautiful Ballroom?

Figure it out yet?  Hint:   it's YOU, dummies.  If you expect a personal invitation to the Ballroom's first big event, don't forget to take a deep breath and hold it until you get one......

'THE SEARCHERS' ......HAPPY 70TH ANNIVERSARY TO JOHN FORD'S ENDURING MASTERPIECE.....

 The Searchers (1956)

     70 years later, director John Ford's robust, heart rending epic still stands tall as a cinematic landmark......and an inspiration for an entire new generation of filmmakers who revered his work - Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese, David Lean and who knows how many others. 

       Watching it again, after many previous viewings, we found ourselves still riveted by its imagery, characterizations and the grandiosity of its landscapes as a backdrop for the emotional power of its storytelling......it's uniquely American  mythmaking on a spectacular scale (and something sorely missing to today's movies, we might add.....)

      We're not about to rehash, re-analyze and review all the details of the film......so anyone reading this post who hasn't seen it, stop reading this immediately and find a way to see it. Like, right now. 

       While this fresh viewing still stays in our memory, we'll just cover the pivotal bits and pieces that stood out the most.....

        John Wayne and the rescued woman captives......One of the most brutal moments in the film. Ethan Edwards (Wayne), searching for his abducted-by-Comanches niece (Natalie Wood) visits a Cavalry post to see if she's among some women rescued. She's not.....and the surviving girls have been driven mad by the experience. The camera lingers on Wayne's face, filled with revulsion and barely contained rage....since by this time we know the unforgiving, hard hearted Ethan considers white women in the hands of Indians as the walking dead, lost causes to be put down like rabid dogs. 

        That cabin doorway......in the history of iconic film shots (Cary Grant chased by the cropduster, Charlton Heston riding his chariot, Orson Welles whispering 'rosebud'), there's that frontier doorway that serves as Ethan Edwards' path into the loving comforts of family and friends and then back out to the lonely outcast life into which he's exiled himself. As the door finally closes on him as he walks away into arid solitude, the final heartbreaking camera shot became forever a part of film history.

      Monument Valley.....the Arizona natural wonder upon which John Ford created and staged  his own universe in multiple films. Ford's only major problem in "The Searchers" - the stark beauty and power of the place (especially when photographed in sharp, wide screen VistaVision) painfully contrasted with outdoor scenes that Ford shot on obviously indoor Warner Brothers studio sets. 

       Hank Worden as frontier madman/jester Mose Harper.....comedy relief in a Ford film was always loud, boisterous and veering into slapstick. Worden's arrested development Mose (no doubt encouraged by Ford) took this approach to its very limit and it's hard to tell if Mose's genial lunacy is something laughable or deserving pity. By the end of the film, this frontier toddler with no impulse control finally emerges a hero......and awarded his own rocking chair happily-ever-after. 

         We could go on for hours more on this film (and so have many other film bloggers, pundits and critics.)  But we feel we've made our point. 

           "The Searchers", 70 years later, remains a 'must-see-before-you-die' for everyone and anyone who loves movies. 

              5 stars (*****).

         

'THE COVE'....TROUBLED TEENS SHOULD NEVER PARTY WITH A CULT......

 The Cove by Claire Rose (2026)

     I did have myself a great good time with 'The Cove'. a YA thriller that takes a wild rollercoaster ride through a variety of horror genres.......everything from 'Misdommer' to 'The Wicker Man' to, I kid you not, the Jewish Diaspora from Europe and a loony finale cribbed from Greek mythology.

     Our lead rebellious sarcastic loner, Lindsay Wineberg, has once again accomplished what she excels at - getting bounced out of another prestigious private academy. Right at the school's front door she finds her parents arranged a car ride straight up to her uncle's farm in Marbury Maine. Her uncle's supposedly out of town, but her aunt, a cruel evangelical harpy has assumed running the uncle's work farm for delinquent, troubled teens. And under auntie's iron=handed command, it's no phones and work, work, work for Lindsay and four other teen inmates.

     But something wicked is afoot in scenic Marbury, especially on a nearby tiny island populated by seemingly benevolent cultists.

     Yeah, sure they are. Then why did Lindsay and her farm friends wake up already in their farmhouse beds after partying hardy with the cult kids? And, with no memory of how they got there? And what happened to one of the farm kids who didn't make it back with them? Uh oh.....

     Lindsay and her surviving outcast Scooby gang find themselves up against a formidable horrific threat, but even in harm's way, Lindsay's never at a loss for a snarky teen riposte in the face overpowering evil Atta girl.....you tell 'em, even as they're planning to......well, I dare not say. .

    Fast moving and tense, what with all the worthy 'elevated' horror films the book samples like a buffet, then takes a sudden dive into seriousness when dealing with the dire backstory of Lindsay's Jewish relatives and ancestors.

     As silly as it all sounds (and some of it is), I couldn't stop reading and that bonkers climax feels ready made for a movie adaptation. But if that does happen, I'd wait till the film hits a streaming site I'm already paying for.......

    4 stars (****).

'WHERE THE WATER MEETS THE SKY'.....A MYSTERY-FILLED COMING OF AGE AMID MICHIGAN'S NATURAL WONDERS....

 Where the Water Meets the Sky by Diane Les Becquets (2026)

     I found myself seduced and entranced by this beautifully rendered coming-of-age story set amid the stunning flora and fauna of Michigan's Upper Peninsula.. And I say this as a reader who's not the biggest fan of books steeped in elaborate descriptions of natural settings that might tend to overwhelm the characters' story.

     But this book perfectly blended well-drawn real people with the picture-postcard views of the lush forests that surround them.

     17 year old Abby faces a pivotal summer as she helps her environmentalist uncle conduct a climate change study of the Upper Peninsula. Her forever best friend Brew is headed for college and and Abby herself soon faces choices about where her journey into adulthood will next take her. But she's also tormented by the mystery of her mother's tragic death in a fire which 7 year old Abby somehow survived.....and found wandering dazed with a book of matches. And during this summer amid the spectacular MIchigan woods, Abby befriends Seda, an outgoing but troubled girl who immediately captured her attention. Together, this unlikely duo of opposites find and take up partial residence in a remote abandoned cabin.

     All of these various elements - Abby's longtime loving friendship with Brew, the mystery of her mother's death and Abby's possible part in it, the bonding with Seda, and her UP explorations, all come together........but with an eye-popping twist that I'm thinking readers will either fully embrace or judge as an obvious, facile metaphor. While I tend to lean toward the latter opinion, it didn't in any way lessen my overall favorable impression of the book.

     For anyone who loves to lose themselves in a tender story that unfolds, around some brilliant prose painting of landscapes, there's a summer getaway vacation awaiting you on these pages.

     4 stars (****).