Morgan Freeman.......We've heard Christopher Plummer's now hard at work......re-shooting scenes form "Shawshank Redemption", "Unforgiven" and "Driving Miss Daisy" (re-edited to make Freeman's character a white Uber driver....)
NFL ban on taking a knee during the Anthem......Much to the delight of Baby Orange. Memo to all Players: 'Listen guys, you gotta realize this isn't America you live in anymore.....it's the Kingdom Of Trumpsylvania.......cops are allowed to pump as many bullets into black people as they deem necessary........even if for no reason whatsoever. So suck it up and stand your son-of-a-bitch asses up for that anthem......God Bless Makin' America Great..."
No Korean summit, no Baby Orange Nobel.......What a cool way to prepare for a peace summit to prevent nuclear war...........unleash your marionette Vice Prez and John Bolton, a dopey character from a deleted 'Dr.Strangelove' scene (....'to war! to war! With a Hey Nonny Nonny And a Hot Cha Cha!")........have them threaten Kim Jung Un with a 'Libya option', (meaning we kill him).....what could possibly go wrong?
Solo: A Star Wars Story We're waiting for the spinoff movie about that little blue elephant guy who played in Jabba's band........or how about "Star Wars: A Farewell To Arms" about that poor shmuck who tries to pick a fight with Luke in the Cantina......until Obi-Wan makes him forever known as 'Lefty'........
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