NO TIME TO TALK! LOCK YOUR DOORS! GRAB YOUR GUNS! WE'RE IN A STATE OF NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!! THE END OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE IS UPON US! MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF SWARTHY-COLORED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, DRUG DEALERS AND MURDERERS ARE STORMING OUR BORDERS AS WE SPEAK!!!
THANK THE LORD OUR EVER-VIGILANT PRESIDENT STAYS ON DUTY AT THE WHITE HOUSE AROUND THE CLOCK.......KEEPING A WATCHFUL EYE ON THE DIRE SITUATION EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY!!!!!!
Oh......wait a minute.
Baby Orange jetted down to Mar-A-Lago to play golf........
After he said about his make-believe, fake emergency...."I didn't need to do it...."
Okey-dokey..........
Never mind.
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