No question about it, it's a brilliantly efficient piece of warfare equipment in terms of what it's designed to do......
............to spit out enough of a non-stop lethal spray of bullets to kill mass quantities of human beings in less time than you'd take to text 'let's have lunch' to a friend.
Two separate groups of people make use this weapon.
Group # 1: Men and women in the military, battling all the assorted Middle East fanatics who've let their faith and ideology reduce themselves to a plague of insects.
Group # 2: The Make America Great Again Redhats, whose minds and hearts, like their dear leader's, are as frighteningly empty as the darkest, coldest voids of outer space.
You may well ask about Group 2........what exactly do these people in the United States need with guns engineered not for hunting, not for home defense, but for pitched warfare on battlefields?
Let us clue you in. Two reasons.
The Zombie Apocalypse MAGA morons cling to their AR-15s like their high school prom dates cause you never know when the walking dead will rise up, looking for brains to chew on. If only the walking dead knew that among the MAGA crowd, there's less brains there than on a single nibbly in your TV snack tray.
The Black and Brown Apocalypse Now here's the real nightmare that keeps the MAGAs up late all night........the ever growing demographics of people who aren't white, God-fearin' folks, the kind of shifty characters who won't automatically line up to support pussy-grabbers and pedophiles the way God, Man and Baby Orange intended.
And their last line of defense.........Republicans with their coat pockets stuffed and bulging with NRA cash.
Sitting atop of a mountain of dead bodies, men women, teenagers and toddlers shredded to pieces by AR-15s, the GOP offer their "thoughts and prayers" for the slaughtered.
For fifteen seconds, or however long it takes them to post a tweet, they pretend to feel the pain of parents who've had to identify the ruined bodies stretched out on morgue slabs as their children.
As soon as the tweeting's done, the GOP, reduced from lawmakers to writhing, spineless parasites in defense of their leader, dream of the crisp green NRA money in their campaign war chests.
Baby Orange, of course, won't speak of guns.....only mental illness.
Well, here's the funny thing about mental illness. Mentally ill people who who commit mass murder don't do it by waving the interior of their diseased foreheads at their victims......or willing people to drop dead with the telekinetic power of their paranoia and schizophrenia.
Breaking news..........they do it with AR-15s.
Maybe we should make it just a teensy-weensy little bit harder for them to get the guns.
No way, says the GOP. Not the time to discuss it. They gave you their thoughts and prayers........so suck it up, bury your dead kids and move along.
Baby Orange, though, does have compassion for the mentally ill.
One of the first things he did in office was make it easier for them to get AR-15s.
The BQ also offers thoughts and prayers to Baby Orange and his Minions........praying that the bloodstains of those Florida victims stay forever smeared on you until you reach the special room in hell reserved for you.
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