WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.........SPECIAL 'ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS WHISTLE' EDITION.....

                 Baby Orange presses Ukraine to dig up dirt on Biden and son...... promising an unlimited supply of Trump Steaks, a free ride on Air Force One, and a replica of an Executive Order, complete with Baby Orange's signature framed inside a Red Lobster menu......

                 Baby Orange pronounces that recently passed journalist Cokie Roberts "never treated me nicely"......therefore, as do all people who hurt Baby O's feelings....she deserved to die.....

                 Baby Orange itching to go to war with Iran.....on behalf of his beloved friends....Saudi Arabia....home of the 9-11 terrorists and the wonderful MBS, who carved up an American journalist like a Thanksgiving turkey......

                  Baby Orange claims mountain climbers and pole vaulters won't be able to scale his border wall.....mountain climbers and pole vaulters take caution to not eat or drink while listening to Baby Orange, to avoid choking to death on sudden laughter.......