WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP......SPECIAL "I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT...." EDITION....

                 Baby Orange claims, "I know nothing about Wikileaks"    Translation: "Everyone go back to sleep.....that moment you saw me scream 'Wikileaks! Wikileaks! I love Wikileaks!".....only a bad dream.......rock-a-bye baby....on the tree top...."

                  Baby Orange's Minion-General claims Baby Orange was 'spied upon'.......Minion-General has no evidence of this, but promises a thorough investigation of Oval Office closets that might serve as hiding spots for midget spies......

                   Baby Orange threatens to flood sanctuary cities with illegal immigrants......and also threatens to equip the ones sent to San Francisco with Ford Mustangs so they can duplicate the "Bullitt" car chase......

                    Baby Orange threatens to get tougher on the border.......by seriously considering advisor Stephen Miller's plan to save money by moving immigrant children out of cages and into used Amazon shipping boxes.......for quick and easy return to their country of origin........