CORA: Fat chance, Fleshy! I'm here for the long haul.....ain't goin' nowhere til a vaccine chases me out.....
BQ: Well, the President dubbed his vaccine program 'Operation Warp Speed'.....
CORA: (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER) Oh right.....it's movin' at the same warp speed he uses to show you his tax returns.....heh, heh, heh, heh.......
BQ: So why are you still hanging around? We doused the room with Lysol....
CORA: Isn't this a blog for movie and book reviews? I stopped in to contribute a guest review!
BQ: I'm afraid to even ask what you plan on reviewing.....
CORA: My all time fave 'Outer Limits' episode, "It Crawled Out Of The Woodwork". It's like someone did my biography!
BQ: I thought your life story was pretty well covered in "Contagion" and "Outbreak"
CORA: Hell no. This one's the real deal. A cleaning lady in some science lab finds an industrial-strength dust ball in a corner........when she tries the vacuum on it, it turns into a giant energy sucking blob...... a mindless monster who drains the life out of anyone who comes near it......
BQ: Hmmm.....that 's a fair description of both you and Donald Trump.
CORA: I know! Coincidence? Who's to say? Anyhoo......the jumbo blob, my hero, goes about its business just like me.......knocking off a whole bunch of poor suckers who die horribly, gaspin' for their last breath......
CORA: Maybe to you, flesh-puddle, but that's what I call Feel Good television!
BQ: As if this review wasn't disturbing enough, dare I ask how you would rate it?
CORA: 5 Blazing Microbes, baby! (*****) If they want to re-make it in color and widescreen, I'm available! At least through next year........
BQ: We've had enough of you for one weekend. Have some Lysol.......
CORA Arrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh! I'm headed back to Texas anyway....the Trumpanzees love me there! I'll be baaaaaaaaccccckkkkkkk.......
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