MEMO TO "KILLING EVE" CREATORS............DROP DEAD

Killing Eve (2018)    Oh, wait a sec......almost forgot.......DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR A GIGANTIC SPOILER.......EVEN IF THE POINT OF THIS POST IS THAT THE "SPOILER" IS A NOTHING BUT THE USUAL CRAPPY MARKETING SCAM PERPETRATED BY TV SERIES SHOWRUNNERS!!!!!!!!!

                 Well, I'll say this much........"Killing Eve" Season 2 provides truth in advertising......

                  Eve's killed.

                  Until the already announced Season 3..........

                 Which means.........Eve's not dead?

                  BUT OH MY ****IN' GOD!  THE LAST EPISODE LEFT US STUNNED AND SHOCKED BEYOND ALL COMPREHENSION!!!!!! WHAT THE ****!!!   WE'RE BUMMED OUT OF OUR MINDS!  WE'RE NEAR CRIPPLED WITH SURPRISE!

                  Uh..............no we're not.

                  By this time, everybody's starting to catch on that network executives and series showrunners think their viewers are gibbering idiots.......and can be easily poked, prodded and goosed like lab animals.........

                   Part of their procedure means providing faithful viewers a season final episode designed to leave them with their mouths agape.......drool and half-chewed nachos dribbling down their chins...

                  After all, the masterminds surmise, how many of us can think that far ahead to realize that there's a Season 3 in the works...........(aaahhh........a thought dawned! They wouldn't dispense with Sandra Oh, one of the most gifted actresses working in TV right now..... would they? )

                  And kiss goodbye the ratings and advertising bucks???

                   Oooopsie.......the BBC-America bigwigs don't want us thinking too much........better if we spend our time tweeting, "WHAT THE **** DID I JUST WATCH???"

                    BQ Memo to all creative participants  of "Killing Eve".......congrats for pulling off what you no doubt think is a wham-bam of a season finale.......stop high-fiving yourselves for a minute......

                    You killed Eve?  Breaking news:  everyone knows you didn't.

                     For the series, 3 stars (***)......for whoever wrote the season finale, Zero (0)....you're so not as smart as you think you are......