ID YOU ID OR ID YOU AIN'T MY BABY........WE ALMOST CAPSIZE IN TWEETSTORMY WEATHER!!

           Now you know why we're not on Twitter........

           We give you......Exhibit A:   The last several days..........

           Twitter, for those of you who forgot the lessons of "Forbidden Planet", was invented by the lost alien civilization The Krell........who came up with a way for everyone to release their inner demons, their every foul, evil thought.......

             They all killed each other in one night.........by the Id in each of them......

              Here on earth, same thing's happening........except it's taking longer, since we're not as advanced as the Krell and our internet's way slower........

              The word 'Tweetstorm'  always gets applied to Baby Orange, a lonely, unloved, quivering coward who sees the Long Arms Of The Law at last closing in on him after a lifetime of corruption and debauchery........

              He rages......not against the dying of the light, as you might expect a 73 year old to do.......but at Saturday Night Live....

               But, lo and behold, he's TRUMPED (so to speak) by, of all people.......the husband of his Chief Babbling Minion.........

                .....who brilliantly tweets......and we quote:      "You.  Are.  Nuts"

               Which succinctly sums up Baby O's entire weekend Tweet-0-Mania..........

                Ah, but wait! Better yet.......Baby Orange's official Congressional Minion, a simpering, whimpering little invertebrate named Devin Nunes, wants his hurt feeling and wounded ego massaged with 250 million dollars......

                  Why? He was mocked mercilessly by a cow. Yes, you heard that right........by a twitter account named 'Devin Nunes' Cow'..........it moooooved him tears......(sorry, we couldn't resist But then neither could anybody else, including Devin Nunes' Cow.....)

                  Which brings us back to who started it all........The Id.......

                  Since Idsy-Widsy's now running rampant on Earth........we've done the world a favor. In the interests of letting Id work off a little steam and control his anger management.......we opened the Id a Twitter account.......

                    We can only hope you'll choose to follow his tweets so as not to piss him off too much.....

                           The Id @ The Real Id  1 hr
                           Welcome to my tweets, bitches. I hate you all and want to tear you into
                           little pieces!  BTW, anyone see'Captain Marvel' yet?  Awesome sauce!
                            #BringMeBrieLarsonNow

                           The Id @ The Real Id   2 hr
                            Personally, I LOVE me some Saturday Night Live. That "It's a Wonderful
                            Trump' skit?  I spit blood lol-ing!  Not MY blood, of course - heh, heh, heh.

                            The Id  @  The Real Id  3 hr
                             Mark your calendars, all you Id-iots (how do you like your new name?  You
                             get it, right? Id....plus iots....Id-iots.  Anyhoo, your favorite Id (and mine) guests
                             on Hannity tonight!  Watch me make him look sane and reasonable by
                             comparison!  #MakeAmericaIdAgain!