Friday, August 18, 2023

WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.......SPECIAL "IRREFUTRABLE!!" EDITION

 

TRUMP'S LAWYERS CONVINCE HIM TO CANCEL HIS PRESS CONFERENCE WHERE HE PROMISED TO PRODUCE "IRREFUTABLE" EVIDENCE OF GEORGIA ELECTION FRAUD.........but couldn't stop the ex-President from posting on his Truth Social account, "But if you really, really, really want to see my special evidence just call 1-800-GRIFT or send $49.99 to 'D.Trump Hot Scoop' , PlO. Box 00001, Mar-A-Lago, Fla"....for an $29.99 we'll throw in a set of steak knives and a My Pillow security blanket! Don't delay before all our copies are gone!"


TRUMP'S LAWYERS ASK THAT HIS JAN 6TH INDICTMENT TRIAL BE POSTPONED UNTIL 2026......or at least until auto manufacturers have finally developed flying cars, as seen in "Blade Runner" and similar futuristic science fiction movies......

NEWLY REVEALED RECORDING SHOWS ROGER STONE PLANNING TRUMP'S COUP TO REMAIN PRESIDENT........explained Stone, "You know I was only kidding, right? You know, like that book O.J.wrote...'If I Did It"......heh, heh, heh...."

EVEN MORE CORRUPTION REVELATIONS EMERGE ABOUT SUPREMEM COURT JUSTICE CLARENCE THOMAS......in related events, Justice Thomas posts on E-Bay, "Back-To-School Supreme Court Decision Sale!  Get your own customized, personal Supreme Court ruling in your favor for only $987.89!  Don't delay!  Sale ends Labor Day Weekend!"


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