WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.....SPECIAL "I'D RATHER LIVE IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE THAN HERE" EDITION......

 

OHIO VOTERS KNOCK DOWN GOP'S PRO-ABORTION POWER GRAB......leading the state's Republican legislators to issue an angry statement....."How dare these voters interfere with our God-given right to fully investigate every pregnant woman's uterus......once again they've taken away our vital freedoms in the name of democracy!"

TRUMP ANNOUNCES TO RALLY ATTENDEES THAT HE'D MUCH PREFER LIVING IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE THAN THE UNITED STATES......And immediately, over 80 millions people generously offer the ex-President help packing his bags and driving him to the airport.  In France, over 100 millions French citizens express  no worry about Trump moving there......since eventually it'll dawn on Trump's lawyers that France has an extradition treaty with the U.S........

Ron DeSantis wipes out the teaching A.P. Psychology in Florida......states the Governor, "We need less psychologists and more opportunities for colored kids to learn how become blacksmiths.....just like the good old days of the Civil War...."

SENATOR TOMMY TUBERVILLE CONTINUES TO SABOTAGE THE U.S. MILITARY'S CHAIN-OF-COMMAND PROMOTIONS OVER HIS ABORTION VIEWS.......prompting Vladimir Putin issue Tuberville a personal invitation to receive his Order Of Lenin medal for outstanding service to Russia, above and beyond the call of duty.....meanwhile in North Korea, Kim Jung Un promises Tuberville to name the next the country's next missile aimed at the U.S., "The Tommy Express'.......

PROSECUTOR JACK SMITH TERRIFIES TRUMP WITH HIS REQUEST FOR A JAN 2ND DATE TO START TRUMP'S JAN 6TH CRIMINAL TRIAL........following the ex-President's frenzied hysterical rant on Truth Social, Mar-A-Logo employees rush to assist him after what was described as..."an unfortunate incident involving Trump's sudden bowel evacuation..."

Despite the never ending madness, wising a great weekend to all BQ visitors.....see you next week!