WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP........SPECIAL "10% PAY RAISE" EDITION..........

                    Baby Orange announces a fictitious 10 per cent pay raise to soldiers he visits in Iraq.....in addition to the make-believe pay raise, B.O. promised each soldier a fully operational Iron Man suit, just like Robert Downey Jr.'s........

                    Surprise, surprise.......Baby Orange's father was the landlord of the podiatrist who diagnosed B.O. with "bone spurs" to save him from the draft...... thereby freeing Baby Orange to continue his own personal struggle......to avoid venereal disease.......

                     Baby Orange threatens to shut down the southern border if he doesn't get his wall......and furthermore threatens to hold his breath and stamp his feet.....