Baby Orange threatens to sue CNN for libel if they don't retract their reporting his Big Lie about the 2020 election.......in addition to that suit, the ex-President also filed 2,480 separate lawsuits against astronomy professors in American colleges for insisting the world is round.
Baby Orange claims "nobody really got to the bottom of 9-11 as he stars in the Saudi Arabia sponsored gold tournament, infuriating and insulting survivors of 9-11 victims...... After conveniently forgetting the majority of the 9-11 terrorists were Saudis, Trump suffered an embarrassing moment in the tournament. His opening swing at the first hole brought up a clump of dirt unearthing journalist Jamal Khashoggi's severed head. Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman claimed he had no idea how the head got there and assured Trump that the stroke wouldn't count against his overall score.
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alioto gloats about ending Roe V. Wade, mocks world leaders who criticized the ruling.....speaking to an audience in Rome, the Justice also said, "A damn shame about that 10 year old girl escaping our ruling so she could abort her rapist's kid. If it was up to me, I'd personally hold down the miserable little brat until she pumped out that baby the way my church and the court intended....
More Trump officials report mysterious disappearance of Jan. 6 texts...... "It's possible the family dog erased them right after eating the homework of my client's son", claimed an attorney representing one of the officials.
Jared Kushner claims Steve Bannon threatened to "break me in half"......and also says Bannon further intimidated him by breaking off pieces of 300 Kit Kat bars Bannon kept in his pockets......while screaming, "I bet you'll break easier than these!!!"
GOP votes against a medical benefits package for Veterans......in regards to vets suffering from illnesses due to exposure to toxic burn pits, Mitch McConnel claimed every afflicted veteran will receive at least 2 Tylenol and an autographed "thoughts and prayers to you" plaque.......vets will have to make a specific request in writing if they prefer extra strength Tylenol or Advil.
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