Josh Hawley, famous for his 'solidarity fist' toward the Jan. 6th mob, shown later running for his life and mob storms the Capitol........prompting the International Olympic Committee to award Hawley his own gold medal for a newly conceived event......The 20 yard Spineless Coward Dash.
Baby Orange goes on a typical loony rant following the closing night of the Jan. 6th committee hearings.......Security around Trump quickly delete their phone calls to Costco that ordered a fresh supply of XXL sized diapers.
Baby Orange whines, "I don't want to say the election is over" the day after his mob attempts a coup at the Capitol.....to which Chief Of Staff Mark Meadows replied, "Okay, we won't make you say it.....but you have to finish all the carrots on your plate or no ice cream and cake
GOP plans to eliminate women's access to all contraception.....said Rep. Kevin McCarthy, "It's high time all these uppity women shut the hell up and get back to their real job.....to pump out lots of babies....".
Steve Bannon found guilty of Contempt Of Congress.......with several jurors asking the judge if Bannon could also be found Guilty for Contempt For Human Hygiene.........
Secret Service can't explain how all their texts from Jan 6th disappeared......"Sorry about that said several agents, "we were all simultaneously watching funny cat videos on YouTube and we must've hit the wrong button.....these things happen."
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