Steve Bannon's plan to grandstand in front of the Jan. 6 committee goes awry...... even worse, he's begun receiving love letters from prison inmates proclaiming how much they're looking forward to his eventual arrival to their cell......
Trumpanzee who stormed the Capitol testifies that he now now realizes Trump duped him.........medical records showed that once indicted, he began to regrow enough brain cells to qualify for sanity.....
Enraged Ohio GOP plans to indict 10 year old girl for fleeing to Indiana to end a rape-induced pregnancy......."that kid's goin' down" claimed one anonymous legislator, "and if convicted we plan to take her to to the nearest Ohio sperm bank and re-impregnate her.".....it's her body, OUR choice....."
Trump's loony-toon trio, Sydney Powell, Michael Flynn and Rudy Giuliani planned to seize voting machines at "unhinged" White House Dec. 18th meeting.......and also suggested a nationally televised "President For Life" inauguration ball celebration, hosted by Scott Baio and Herschel Walker.
Georgia prosecutors closing in on Trump's election tampering.......Prison officials making preparations by ordering XXL-sized orange jumpsuits for Trump to wear while performing chain-gang highway trash pickups....."We've spared no expense, " claims one official, " and the outfit nicely matches Mr. Trump's complexion....."
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