Saturday, June 2, 2018

'TAKE THIS HONKY OUT AND WASTE 'IM!'.....BQ PLAYS BOTH THE RACE AND TAROT CARDS WITH "LIVE AND LET DIE"....

               Live And Let Die (1973)     And you think race relations are bad now????

                Smelling the cinema zeitgeist, the Bond producers decided to hurl brand new 007 Roger Moore right into the middle the of the Golden Age of Blaxsploitation......

                But we sincerely doubt the producers ever sat down and watched a Blaxsploitation movie.....

                 Otherwise they might have realized that in those movies, the black guys didn't  get outfoxed, outwitted and out ass-kicked by a lily-white, debonair British white guy.......

                  But the BQ is forever thankful they went ahead anyway with the whole demented scheme of this movie, creating the weirdest entry in the Bond filmography........

                 Who better to take on a vast army of jive-talkin'  African-Americans than the last bastion of the British Empire, James Bond?   (And under the command of Field Marshall movie director Guy Hamilton, you could bet there'd be no buckling under to the swarthy natives and their....eh....colorful ways....)

                 Hamilton's condescension to the black villains in "Live And Let Die" fairly reeks of old school colonialism..........turning their culture into comic book evil......(jazz funerals turned into assassinations, voodoo ceremonies converted into MGM dance numbers)

                 Once again, the screenwriter, Tom Mankiewicz, cherry picks a few odds and ends from Ian Fleming's novel........(the only thing appealing to him being the heroine's holding on to her Tarot card acumen by holding on to her virginity....)

                  The slapdash, spitball script can't even properly identify its principal villain, Kananga-Mr.Big......a split-personality creation who veers from a soft-spoken Sidney Poitier-ish dignity to a raging, strutting Harlem pimp.  (Both personalities played with great style and menace by Yaphet Kotto)

                Nobody involved in the making of this film seems to know who or what this villain really is or was.........(his grand scheme consists of  nothing more than selling a load of dope)......and by the time the film reaches its showdown, they turn him into yet a third character.......a grinning, giggling silly loon, behaving like a nasty game show host.......(or worse, the kind of bad guy you'd see in the cheapjack imitation Bond films from Europe....).

               Befitting Kotto's final goofy version of the character, the producers gift him with the most comically bizarre death in the entire series.........inflated like a birthday party balloon and detonated like a grenade-laced pinata........a demise so embarrassing that it's deliberately shown out of focus for barely half a second.........(evidently as humiliating for the filmmakers as it was for the actor....)

               Half-hearted attempts at the usual Blaxsploitation tropes abound, including the addition of reliable Hollywood redneck Clifton James as a racist, moronic Sheriff......(we can't begin to describe his character......let's just say he's the white version of Kotto's inflatable balloon, just before exploding........)

               It's manic, crazy and probably all kinds of a bad idea to pit the suave, lighter-than-air Roger Moore against characters who wandered in from -"Shaft"......but sometimes the movie accomplishes a knowing, downright funny self-awareness........(to that 'take this honky out and waste 'im' line, Moore innocently asks, "Waste?  Is that a good thing?")

              Somehow the pure nonsensical fantasy of the movie pulled it through............we were all too occupied laughing at the jokes and the stunts.......why, we hardly even noticed that the film was depicting an all out race war.......(but then, we don't think Guy Hamilton and the producers gave it much thought either.....)

               And besides, brilliant Broadway director-choreographer Geoffrey Holder gets the last laugh at the end......literally.  So for him and Sir Paul McCartney's legendary title song, we'll live and let live with 2 stars (**).
             

           

             

               

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