WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.....SPECIAL "BUT HUNTER BIDEN!" EDITION.....

 

Maga Morons conflicted over Hunter Biden's conviction, not knowing whether to celebrate, or claim he wasn't indicted on enough charges, or worry about the government coming for their guns.....or part of a deep state conspiracy to generate sympathy for Joe Biden for not wanting to pardon Hunter......("They planned this all along to sabotage Jesus's only choice for President!")

Tapes made public reveal Supreme Court Justice Alito prattling on about returning to 'Godliness', while Justice Thomas is found to not have declared additional gifts given to him......both their names pop up on recent category on 'Jeopardy' -'Can You Believe They Made It To The Supreme Court?'

Trump returns to Washington to meet GOP leaders....Mitch McConnell, who once blamed him for Jan. 6th and Ted Cruz, who once called him a sniveling coward, now shake hands and applaud him.....and then immediately gargled with Listerine to erase the odor of Trump's leftover feces still lingering on their tongues........

Trump trashes Milwaukee, the city hosting the GOP convention that will nominate the first felon Presidential candidate in history....prompting the Schlitz Brewing Company ('the beer that made Milwaukee famous') to send the ex President specially brewed Commemorative sixpacks - Premium beer laced with scrapings from used colostomy bags.......