WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP......SPECIAL 'SUPREME COURT UPSIDE DOWN' EDITION.....

 

Supreme Court Justice Alioto continues to take heat over his upside down flying of the American flag......Trump reported advised Alioto, "When they come after you, find someone close to you and throw 'em under the bus."  To which Alioto turned to his wife ("Uh...honey? Let's talk....")

Another upside down flag found at another Alioto house.....forcing Alioto to whisper to his wife, "Sorry, honey....looks like you gotta take another one for the team....

Terrified of prosecutors grilling him, Trump avoids testifying at his hush money trial........when told prosecutors wanted the truth from him, Trump reportedly raged, "As the late great Hannibal Lector said, "You can't handle the truth! Or even fava beans and a nice chianti!"

Kansas City Chief place kicker Harrison Butker continues to spark outrage with his commencement speech......in a special message to America's women, Butker stated, "Now, now, don't you little ladies worry your pretty little heads about it....just get yer cute little rear ends back to those stoves and cook up some fine vittles for you men....and after dessert, you can get crackin' at pumpin' out some more young 'uns..."

Trump rants that FBI agents were prepared to kill him, under Biden's orders, during the raid on Mar-A-Lago.....but claims they backed off once they realized his official Mar-A-Lago boxer shorts and bathrobe were made of Kevlar.....

Nikki Haley, after slamming Trump through the Primary season, stuns and shocks everyone by announcing she'll vote for him in November......prompting brain surgeons throughout the country to wonder if Haley is related to the invertebrate worm who crawled into RFK Jr.'s head to seek a bit of brains to call her own........in more cheerful news for Haley, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and Lindsay Graham approved her entry into their exclusive "Ass-kissers Anonymous" 12 step program designed (according to their brochure) to "raise boot-licking, knee bending and ass-kissing to a high art..."