We simply couldn't resist.......here's a transcript of a call we made to the White House this morning....
BQ: Mr. President, how they hangin'?
BABY ORANGE: Stormy, is that you? I told you never to call me on this line.
BQ: No, sir, it's Scottie from The Beached Quill.
BABY ORANGE: How the hell did you get this number?
BQ: Believe it or not, it was scrawled on a men's room stall at McDonald's.....it said 'For a good time and a 3rd world dictatorship, call....."
BABY ORANGE: Probably Rudy screwing around. What the hell do you want?
BQ: I found you the votes, Mr. President. The 11, 780 votes you asked for so you could overturn a free and fair election!
BABY ORANGE: No shit? I knew it! I knew somebody would dig 'em up for me! You're spectacular! I'm gonna send you a MAGA hat and a Medal Of Freedom! Where'd you find them?
BQ: It wasn't easy, Mr. President. But I had a little help from your good buddy, Ted Cruz.
BABY ORANGE: Really? Cruz The Shmooz came through for us? What a guy! Even with that ugly wife and a dad who helped kill JFK, he still stood up for me.
BQ: Stranger things have happened......like you being President, for instance.
BABY ORANGE: Well thank Christ you found the votes. Where'd you find them, anyway?
BQ: It took quite bit of effort......but Ted and I pulled them all out of Lindsay Graham's ass!
BABY ORANGE: You son of a bitch, that's fake news isn't it?
BQ: Yeh, sorry about that. Here's some real news for you......You're history in 17 days! Have fun when the Third District of New York indictments start rolling in!
BABY ORANGE: Get off the goddamn line......I gotta find those votes.....
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