CORA: Congratulate me! It's my doctorate in medicine from Trump University.......
BQ: You do realize that whole university thing was a scam........
CORA: I know, but it looks so nice and official, like the prizes the Wizard of Oz handed out to the Scarecrow, Tin Man and the Lion........
BQ: And what would you know about medicine. You're just a lethal virus.
CORA; Ha! Says you. Believe it or not, Dr. Trump himself revealed the secrets to defeating me! To show you what a an all-around loving germ I am, I'm willing to share that with your followers.
BQ: We assume you mean stuff like shining ultra-violet light into our guts and injecting ourselves with Lysol disinfectant?
CORA: Damn! You mean he told you already?
BQ: Cora, anybody with even 3 functioning brain cells knows that's a load of horseshit.
CORA : I know that.....and you know that. But all the red hat Trumpanzees are probably chug-a-lugging Lysol as we speak! And sprayin' Scrubbing Bubbles on their jello as a desert topping! That's why I LOVE me some Dr. Trump! He's the gift that keeps on giving!
BQ: In other words, he's saving you the trouble of infecting people by killing them for you.
CORA: They don't call him a stable genius for nothin'!
BQ: Actually, Cora, he's the only one who calls himself a stable genius.....
CORA: And look what else he's doing for me! Encouraging his armies of imbeciles to demonstrate for their right to jump back into crowds so I can wipe 'em out!
BQ: Maybe we should thank him for that.....
CORA: You're damn right you should thank him for......hey, hold on. Why would you thank him?
BQ: If you get a shot at all those Trumpanzees who can't wait to get outside, you'll do the civilized, sane world a favor by decreasing the number of Trump voters in 2020........
CORA: Wow, I never thought of that. You think I should tell him?
BQ: Won't do any good. He'll accuse you of fake news.
CORA: Well, no matter. I'm already past 50,000 on the body count and still goin' strong. I never dreamed my best friend in this pandemic would be a psychotic moron who's supposed to calm the country and stop me. Heh, heh, heh, life's funny, huh?
BQ: We'll wrap it up at this point. We've got some Lysol spray right here.....
CORA: Oh goody! You gonna spray it down your throat like Dr. Trump recommended? Can I watch, please?
BQ: Feel free to watch. We thought we'd spray it on you instead.......
CORA: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhh! What a world, what a world........
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