CORA: And I feel empowered, too! Just infected a couple thousand more folks before I stopped in to talk to you.
BQ: You don't mind I'm conducting this interview wearing a full protective quarantine suit?
CORA: Oh, sweetheart, you look about as imposing as Dustin Hoffman in "Outbreak"......was it something I said?
BQ: So, the President warned us that you'll really wreak some terrible damage these next few weeks......
CORA: Oh, you mean the Orange Virus? Heh, heh, heh.......sweet microbes, did you people ever do me a favor electing that moron.......he's made my life so much easier......
BQ: And yet, his approval ratings went up......
CORA: Don't ya just love his redhat retards! He got them to forget all about him saying it was all a hoax a few weeks ago........I love, love those imbeciles......that's why it's so easy to infect them quicker than any normal sane people!
BQ: It is? Really? How so?
CORA: Keep this to yourself, okay? Between you and me......it's a breeze for me to sneak into somebody whose brain cells only work at about 10% capacity.......and those MAGA half-wits usually keep their mouths half open when somebody sneezes on them......bless their hearts.....
BQ: Does Dr. Fauci know about this?
CORA: He does, but he dare not open his mouth about it.......otherwise, he'd get the ax and
Trumpty-Dumpty would be saying, "I hardly knew him.....he was a coffee boy...."
BQ: But you do know the President is very proud of the high ratings for his press conferences.....
CORA: I know! He's priceless! My fellow Covies and I sit around laughing our asses off at those TV travesties....(even if we're not sure exactly where our asses are)......We're droppin' people like flies and he's thrilled with his ratings........you f***in' flesh-sacks must think you're livin' in the Twilight Zone.....
BQ: True enough. The President seemed to say he'll be okay if you can hold your killing spree down to 200,00 Americans.......question remains, can we stop you at that number?
CORA: Heh, heh, heh, heh.....you see what happens when you put a psycho in charge of your country? He sounds like George C. Scott in "Dr. Strangelove", talkin' about a winnable nuclear war..."I'm not sayin' we won't get our hair mussed!"
BQ: So you think you can't be contained?
BQ: I'm not your friend. And I'd appreciate you getting out of here so I can fumigate and disinfect the room.
CORA: Bring it in for a hug, baby.....
BQ: Sorry. Social distancing. But here, enjoy some Lysol spray.......
CORA: Arrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!
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