Only about a couple of minutes...……
It's a joke to review something like this...…..its one and only purpose was to serve as a marketing tool to beat the drums for the new Disney streaming service......and the theatrical release of "Frozen II"...…
We might as well review the latest Disney Report to the Stockholders...….
But it's truly fitting that this what-the-hell-is-it mish-mash of the original "Little Mermaid" film and labored exhausting attempts at live action musical simulation arrived on the same day of the video release of its CGI'd "Lion King"......another dead-on-arrival exhumation of one of the studio's animated classics...…
Don't even ask us to describe this noisy, garbled, chaotic mess...…...other then to say we felt deeply sorry for fledgling Disney Princess Auli'i Cravalho ("Moana"), forced to sit stationary in a Halloween Shop red wig and fishtail...…..which gave a nationwide audience plenty of time to notice she ought to cut down on the cheeseburgers and milkshakes...….
Nothing more than the usual strip-mining by the Disney suits...…..an utter waste of time, talent and effort. Zero stars (0). Send it to the bottom of sea......how 'bout the Mariana Trench......
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