Baby Orange trolls the witnesses as they testify........like an alternate-universe horror movie version of an "American Idol" judge.........
GOP minions sneer 'n snipe at truth-tellers........imagine the gall of those terrifying testifiers......presenting cold hard facts to fantasy-fictioneers like Devin Nunes and Jim Jordan....the Repub shlubs looked like vampires when someone holds a crucifix in front of them.....
Baby Orange grasps his jumbo-sized notes as he wails that he didn't ask Ukraine for anything..........which just so happened only after the Whistleblower blew the whistle on him.....
GOP buys up loads of Don Jr's "book".......but absolutely refused the White House request to spend 10 million to get Oprah and Reese Witherspoon to endorse it.......
Baby Orange calls Nancy Pelosi "crazy as a bedbug"..........in fact, he later claimed Pelosi is crazier than the millions of bedbugs that infest his Florida resort........
Stephen Miller, Baby Orange's very own dollar-store Himmler, is revealed as a neo-Nazi lover......which officially becomes the least surprising breaking news of 2019.......
No comments:
Post a Comment