'GOOD BOYS'........GOOD GRIEF.....

Good Boys (2019)   Anyone who's been paying the slightest attention to the steady degradation of culture, civility and society and civilization couldn't possibly be shocked or surprised by this movie.....

                     Like global warming, it was inevitable.

                     "Good Boys" functions not so much as entertainment, but more as snapshot of Where We Are Now........like the flooding of Venice and toxicity of Donald Trump, it's a signpost of how far we've fallen.......and how quickly we're falling apart......

                      Here's what we've arrived at.....a low-grade raunch-fest, overstuffed with lame sex jokes and non-stop variations of f*** in the dialogue........performed by 12 year old boys.

                       And that completely sums up everything this movie has to offer.........a gimmick freakshow powered by the sight of children behaving as if they were in "Animal House"..

                       So basically it's nothing more than a bottom-of-the-dumpster variation of the old musical "Bugsy Malone", which dressed up kids to look and sound  like 1920's adult gangsters.

                      Once you get over the initial shock of hearing little Jacob Tremblay mutter "fuck" to himself in the opening scene, it dawns on you that this movie has 88 more minutes to go..........and this movie's got nothing else on its mind except its single joke of foul-mouthed kids.....

                       And those remaining 88 minutes are without a doubt the most excruciating, soul-sucking, and ultimately the saddest we've ever endured......sad in that it's another crumbling piece of a declining pop culture, vomited up by filmmakers with no moral compass whatsoever.......

                       In the 3 years  the BQ blog has been  up 'n running, we've never come across a movie that so quickly and easily earned the worst rating we could bestow upon it......

                    The worst  of the worst of the worst.......an A.F. H.....an ABOMINATION FROM HELL.

                     Our deepest hopes and prayers that no one involved in the creation of this atrocity every finds work again.......