Friday, November 8, 2019

FRIDAY MADNESS WRAP-UP........SPECIAL 'JELLYFISH STRIKE BACK!' EDITION........

                Jeff Sessions grovels to Baby Orange as he plans to run again for the Senate.......in related news, specialists at the Mayo Clinic announce that Sessions' spine transplant procedure failed......which means the former Attorney General will continue to live life as an oversized jellyfish.........

                  Baby Orange and his attack minions continue raging against the Whistleblower.......even after a host of officials already gave first-hand accounts of his Ukraine call in sworn testimony......Baby Orange also threatend the Whistleblower with a new tweet: "....And I'll get your little dog, too....".

                     Don Jr. compares his family sacrifices to make daddy president to sacrifices made by soldiers and military families......thereby proving the old adage....'the larva doesn't fall far from the the rotted apple it dropped out of..'

                    Lindsay Graham's new defense of Baby Orange: The Baby Orange administration is too chaotic to ever come up with quid pro quo........in breaking news, the Iowa State fair offers  Graham, Jeff Sessions, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz $1000 each to star as next summer's biggest carnival attraction "The Amazing Human Jellyfish! All together!"

                     Baby Orange considers accepting Putin's invitation to attend Russia's May Day military parade....Putin promises Baby Orange that even with bone spurs, he'll still be made an honorary general in the Russian army........for services to Russia above and beyond the call of duty....

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