It occurred to us just how terrifying it is to have a 'Weekend Madness Wrap-Up' at all.......that there's more than enough madness to justify one of these posts every single week.........Baby Orange bans CNN's Jim Acosta from White House briefings.......Acosta has no idea how easy he got off.......Baby Orange really wanted to treat him the same way that his BFF business partners, the Saudis deal with truth-seeking reporters.........
Sarah "Bagdad Bobbikins" Huckabee Sanders shows off a doctored video of Jim Acosta "manhandling" a White House intern......In related news, Huckabee Sanders also showed actual footage of Bigfoot hitching a ride on the Loch Ness Monster......
Baby Orange declares...."I think I'm a great moral leader".....Similarly, Kim Jun Un states...."I'm not starving my own people......they're dieting......"
Baby Orange fires the KKKeebler Elf.......the poor elf last seen sobbing, while having a beer with the Lucky Charm leprechaun.....
Profession minion Matt "There's no collusion" Whitaker appointed Attorney General......forget Senate confirmation as required in the Constitution......he's Attorney General cause Baby Orange sprinkled Magic Pixie Minion Dust all over him.......
Baby Orange blames California for the forest fires, without a word of sympathy for the victims....and threatens to cut off Federal funds.....do the math......every Californian who burns to death means one less vote against Baby Orange......
Wall Street Journal uncovers that Baby Orange really did pay off the porn star and the Playmate.......file this under last week's stunning 'revelation' from Michael Cohen that Baby Orange is a foaming-at-the-mouth racist......
Baby Orange claims he doesn't know his Minion Attorney General.......and like all Baby Orange lies, easily called out with footage of Baby Orange saying, "I know Matt Whitaker".......when Don Jr. faces indictment, expect Baby Orange to claim....."Don who? Never heard of him......must have been a coffee boy....."
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