Baby Orange whines about Trumpanzee Mad Bomber and synagogue shooter diverting people away from his Beware-The-Caravan message............hmm.......maybe someone should have kept their mouth shut and not jacked up these bottom-feeders to begin with........
Baby Orange will protect United States women from the rampaging Caravan hordes......sleep safe, ladies, the Pussy Grabber In Chief will watch over you, as long as you don't mind a quick crotch-squeeze from time to time.......
Baby Orange thinks he can wipe out birthright citizenship with an Executive Order.....and why not.....the Electoral College declared him King, did they not? What's the U.S. Constitution anyway, but an old yellow piece of paper........
Baby Orange masses military might to confront the 'Walking Dread' Caravan of Hondurans.....assembling more troops than we have stationed in Afghanistan.......we can only hope and pray he doesn't forget the Stealth Bombers and a few nukes too.......just in case........
Baby Orange hints that the border troops might shoot the Caravan if they throw rocks.......those Caravan invaders should count themselves lucky that B.O. doesn't use flamethrowers and Cruise Missiles........
Michael Cohen reveals what Baby Orange really thinks about black people.........in other breaking news, Lindbergh lands, Hindenburg explodes, Neil Armstrong walks on the moon, JFK assassinated, sun rises in the morning, then goes down at night........But thanks anyway, Mikey, for the hot scoop..........we had no idea......who knew? Oh wait, that's right......everyone with at least 3 functioning brain cells.......
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Kanye West decides to bow out of politics........following emergency surgery in which a 4th brain cell was inserted into his cranium.........
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