WEEKLY MADNESS WRAPUP.....SPECIAL 'NEVER, EVER, EVER' EDITION......

           

Baby Orange threatens Iran...... DON'T YOU EVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES.....OR I'LL HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I EXPAND EVEN BIGGER THAN THE BALLOON THEY MADE OF ME.....AND I'LL BLOW UP ALL OVER YOU....YOU'LL BE COVERED IN HALF DIGESTED KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN, BIG MACS....AND COKES.

Baby Orange's Press Minion Bans CNN Reporter.....because the CNN reporter did not realize that asking tough questions of Baby Orange has the same effect of throwing Holy Water on a vampire.....lots of burning, hissing and screaming.........

The GOP Clown Car Impeaches Rod Rosenstein.....Immediately rejected by Congress because the proper procedure was not followed.......rules clearly state that the 'Freedom Caucus', (a.k.a. Brain-dead Trumpanzees) must first all pile into a tiny car, drive it around......and then all pile out at once....

"Get Me A Coke"........Baby Orange heard barking this out in the middle of a Michael Cohen meeting to pay off a Playboy Playmate to shut her up......part of the immortal words that will be inscribed in the future Trump Presidential Library (to share space with a Taco Bell in Staten Island)........."Ask not what I can do for my country.....Get me a coke...."

               And finally.......

This week's Honorary "For the Love Of God....Just Shut the F**k Up and Go Away Forever!!" Award......Roseanne Barr.