LEAST FAVORITE THINGS........SPECIAL 'DOTARD VS. SONS OF BITCHES' EDITION!!.......

            Another week gone by.......another week tumbling down the endless pit into the horror of
Baby Orange-World.........

             Baby Orange Declares War On The NFL.....and rest easy, America, our draft-dodging Commander-In-Chief will never let those knee-bending, colored sons-of-bitches get their hands on nuclear weapons........and he'll make Concussions great again, so all those miserable padded-shoulder pussies stop whining about getting their brains scrambled.....

              Melania crusades against cyberbullying.....do we really have to say anything else? Isn't that headline hilarious enough?

               Baby Orange and Baby Nuke 'Em trade insults......we haven't seen global diplomacy like this since we had a spitball war with Bobby Leffenheim in our third grade classroom....

               Baby Nuke'Em calls Baby Orange a "Dotard".....which sent Baby Orange's tiny fingers to frantically sign on to Dictionary.Com, where he also looked up only the bestest words...,,,,,,,.believe me....

                Baby Orange rouses the Trumpanzees to chant "Lock her up!".  This is too much like "Groundhog Day"......where you wake up every morning and it's still October 2016.......and you realize Baby Orange doesn't actually want to be President.....he just wants to run for the job and soak up the rally zombies' unconditional love........the only adult who uses rallies like a two year old uses thumb-sucking........Memo to Baby Orange:  You have a job, dummy.....not that you're any good at it........