WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.....SPECIAL 'GOP TOWN HALL SMACKDOWN' EDITION....

 Howdy there, Trump voters!  Just checkin' in to see how overjoyed and thrilled you are with this week's lunacy! Isn't this everything you ever dreamed of when voted to let Trump loose for another punishing four years?  What?  What'd ya say?  Didn't quite here that.......

J.D.Vance and his wife are booed when they attend the Kennedy Center.....From his balcony seats, Vance tries to placate the crowd by hurling down autographed DVD copies of 'Hillbilly Elegy' Vance later explained, "Throwing things at the crowd worked so well for President Trump in Puerto Rico and these DVDs are even slightly more valuable than paper towels...."

Yet another GOP town hall goes awry, filled with enraged voters.....GOP headquarters advises all Republicans to either avoid Town Hall altogether or purchase goalie masks, padding and helmets from the National Hockey League.

Trump's tariffs send Wall Street plunging into freefall and threaten to skyrocket costs for consumers.....Explained the President, "I'm gonna make us so much money with the tariff's, everyone will be able to make those monthly down payments on a carton of eggs with no problem at all......."

Trump tries helping out Musk by selling Teslas outside the White House......"We love the Teslas, even the ones that their former owners are donating to junkyards across the country....I don't why they're doing that, do you, Elon? Anyway, buy one now and we throw in a Trump bible in the glove compartment.....which you're gonna need bigly once these tariffs kick in....the bible, that is, not the car...

More Trump voters gasp at the daily chaos wreaked on the government, bleating out, "I didn't imagine all this would happen'.......to which the sane half of the U.S. population that didn't vote for Trump could only comment, ".....so sorry to hear you're having second thoughts. To prepare for the ordeal, we recommend the following....1. Take a deep breath 2. Bend down as far as you can go. 3. Kiss your sorry ass goodbye....."

Happy weekend to one and all, with the exception of people to whom the above posts are dedicated to......lap it up, suckers, roll around in it...and if you're regretting the brain fry you experienced in the 2024 election, remember you get to vote again in 2026....