We present a public service to those who didn't tune in to Trump's lengthy speech to Congress.....reportedly, fact checkers across the country collapsed from severe exhaustion as they struggled to keep up with the lies.......
Putin hosts combination kegger and all night watch party as Trump's speech to Congress plays on a 75 inch TV. ....."We have wonderful time watching useful idiot sell out his own country....."
Perpetual Draft dodger Trump humiliates a leader who took on the Russian Army after it invaded his country......("Ya know, Zavitzky or whatever your name is, if I didn't have these spurs in my right...I mean, my left foot, I'd be right there with you on the front lines....selling your armed forces men beautiful Rolex watches and Bibles..."
Elon Musk and his DOGE goons turn their greedy eyes on Social Security and Medicare.......explained Musk, "Look, these old farts already have one foot in the grave already, so what do they need money for? We can divert the cash into something usable and productive......like a new gold-plated hot tub for my deck...."
Hi all Trumpanzees! Having fun yet? Enjoying your low cost eggs? Loving it now that Putin's Russia is our.....ally? Looking forward to your Social Security checks and healthcare? Breaking news......don't hold your breath.......and for you, the best of the worst is yet to come.....and it couldn't happen to a nicer, smarter bunch of folks. BQ wishes you a good weekend! Bend over and take the madness right up where it counts.....
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