Trump's DEI purge eliminates atomic bomb plane 'Enola Gay' because it contains the world 'gay'......the President also signs an executive order changing the lyrics of 'Deck The Hall's' to now say, "Don we now our orange skin dye"......
Justice Roberts scolds Trump demanding impeachment for a judge he doesn't like......Roberts reportedly revised his original statement which read....".....naughty, naughty little President......this is what I get for spoiling you rotten with a get-out-of-jail-free card......behave or I'll have to spank you with a swimming pool noodle...."
Elon Musk starts casting his predatory eye on Social Security.....proudly declaring, "You know, if we starve out enough of these useless old farts taking too long die, think of the money we'll save! We could stack the bodies on a barge and just float 'em out to sea to feed the fishes. o ma;ybe even convert them to pet food...."
Trump spreads economic chaos around the country and the world as the GOP congress sits inert and silent......in related news, Lindsay Graham is rushed to a hospital after contracting E Coli from repeated licking of Trump's (REDACTED).
Owner of Maine Inn worries he may go out of business as Canadian tourists, infuriated by Trump, cancel their vacation plans to the U.S.......When advised of this situation, Trump remarked, "That won't be a problem after we send in troops and make Canada great again by annexing it to America. But I still won't let 'em come down to swim in our resort pools without a $300 dollar travel tariff per tourist...."
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