Friday, February 2, 2024

WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.....SPECIAL 'SWIFTIES VS. TRUMPANZEES' EDITION.....

Trump, the GOP, Fox News and Maga Trumpanzees lose their minds over their new arch villain.....Taylor Swift.....

          Not hard to see why Swift has driven them to the edge of insanity and beyond......Swift is gifted, beloved and brings joy and happiness to her millions of fans and followers......

          Then there's Trump......the most ungifted President in U.S. history.......despised by millions, beloved only by those who've sacrificed their intelligence, moral compasses and sanity to follow him,....and brings his minions only the promise of revenge on all his perceived and imagined enemies...


        Fueling Maga-World's rage -  the looming nightmare that Swift may encourage her 'Swifties' to vote for Joe Biden......Un-spoiler alert:  her fan base is mostly made up of,  surprise, surprise....young women. Or as Donald Trump sees them, prime targets for pussy grabbing, legally enforced baby-making and random ridicule of their looks and clothing.....


        Hence the all too predictable, mental decline reaction of Trump and his Maga-Moron brigade to Swift-World......ludicrously insane conspiracy theories........and none too lunatic that they won't believe them.  Any minute, expect Fox News to break the story of Swift caught helping Hilary Clinton bake trafficked children into take out pizzas....



     And in the current climate of overall lunacy, the lobotomized Maga-Numbskulls face their most feared Armageddon......the spectacle of Swift at the upcoming Super Bowl, cheering on boyfriend Travis Kelce......one can only hope any number of them will choke on their Doritos at the frequent cutaways to Swift....if Swift wears a Biden button, we expect Maga heads will explode much like that guy in David Cronenberg's "Scanners".....not that there was anything left of value in those heads to begin with.......










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