Friday, March 25, 2022

FRIDAY MADNESS WRAPUP.......THE GOP CLOWN CAR, THE SUPREME TRUMPANZEE, AND THE ALWAYS PUTRID PUTIN....

          And the madness reigns supreme......oh, right, speaking of Supreme......

Clarence Thomas's Trumpanzee wife Ginni......somehow feels like the least surprising news this week, that the consort of the all time worst Supreme Court justice is a rabid MAGA cultist, texting Baby Orange to overthrow the election.....making us wonder how her reactionary schlub hubby ever got on the court to begin with.....oh now we remember, like the beer swilling Kavanaugh, he dodged a woman's complaints against him......

Putin whines that the West is cancelling Russia like it did to J.K. Rowling.....let us get this straight.....so the living embodiment of Voldemort is cranky because  we're isolating Russia?  In related news, Putin received "cheer up!" cards from Syria's Bashar al-Assad and Kim Jung un.

NATO estimates 7,000 to 15.000 Russians have died waging war on Ukraine.....at last, some good news for a change.......Bravo, Ukraine forces.....

Johnson & Johnson vaccine recipients suffered a higher death rate from Omicron Covid.....stated a Johnson & Johnson spokesman, "We're terribly sorry, we really thought baby shampoo would really knock out the virus".......

Sarah Palin threatens a political comeback.....and we quote her - "....we need people that have cajones......We need people like Donald Trump who has nothing to lose like me and no more of this vanilla milquetoast, namby pamby wussy pussy stuff...."    And we thought all this time that Vanilla Milquetoast Namby Pamby Wussy Pussy Stuff was a new milkshake flavor at Wendy's......In honor of this tweet, MENSA awarded Palin a special 'reverse Mensa' membership for people whose I. Q's test lower than a cantaloupe....

The GOP  stooges torment Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson.....with a host of lunatic interrogations....John Hawley's 'soft of pedophiles' , Ted Cruz's "are babies racist?", Lindsay Graham's storming out in a temper tantrum......the CDC issues warning that 95% of the GOP falls under the category of 'Bacteria'.......

        Wishing all BQ visitors a happy weekend and for Vlad Putin to contract every form of terminal cancer known to medical science.......See you Monday!


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