Welcome back, Captain Kirk.......to misquote Neil Armstrong,.....the Shatner had landed.
Now the whole world wonders......what high profile celebrity should next be blasted off into heights higher than their ego and onward to the vast dark void of outer space......where they can sit back and enjoy a scenic view of Earth before climate change heats it up faster than a tub of Jiffy Pop......
Okay, maybe the whole world doesn't give a microscopic rat's colon who goes into space......but that's why BQ, with too much time on our hands will fulfill the pressing need for that vital list.
First, our nominees for a round trip to space and back.......
Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford.....Hamill deserves a trip for the abysmal way Luke Skywalker was treated in Disney's Corporate Star Wars trilogy......and Ford earns a ticket for still playing Indiana Jones even while he's starting to look older than the Lost Ark.........
Gary Lockwood and Keir Dullea......at ages 84 and 85 respectively, who better to go next than our intrepid '2001-A Space Odyssey' astronauts? Only this time, they'll be much safer if they talk to Siri on their phones rather than HAL........
And now, our nominees for a one way trip off the earth with no chance of returning......
The Kardashians......to make the world a better place.....
Donald Trump.......to save the entire world from the conversion of the United States into a fascist dictatorship from very the depths of hell......
The Anti-Vaxxers......they'll especially love floating in space without a helmet......since it's just like having COVID.....no air to breathe........
The GOP Trumpanzee Clown Car........including Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jim Jordan , Matt Gaetz, Ted Cruz, Kevin McCarthy.......in a special rocket marked 'The Idiot Express'.....
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