WEEKDAY MADNESS WRAP-UP......SPECIAL 'DEMS DEMOLITION DERBY' EDITION

            Given the riveting display of rancor, bluster, and overall nastiness in Vegas last night........we've decided to give out some 'BQootie' awards........

             Best Heaven-Sent Gift To Donald Trump:  Bernie Sanders.......who, if nominated, will most likely carry Vermont and California only........ensuring another 4 year careen into Hell itself with the Mad Emperor and his minions........

              Worst Performance as Daddy Warbucks:   Michael Bloomberg, the Democratic liberal who hates African Americans and woman almost as much as Donald Trump. We get the feeling he's not really a Presidential candidate......he just plays one on TV ads.......

               Best re-creation of the "I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up" Senior citizen.....Joe Biden. Now be a good boy Joey and eat your applesauce all gone........

              Best 'Here's Your Testicles In A Jar, Now Hit The Road' moment.....Elizabeth Warren's eviscerating take-down of Mike Bloomberg

              Best candidates to play George and Martha in a remake of "Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf'...or future contestants on 'Survivor'......Pete Buttigieg and Amy Klobuchar 

               Best candidates to stage a live TV performance of "Knives Out"......all of the Vegas debaters.........

               and even more 'BQooties' for other newsworthy folk..........

               Best new campaign slogans for Pardon-happy Trump's upcoming election battle.....

'Maintain The Swamp'......'Better Homes And Pardons'........'Vote For Me, Get Out Of Jail Free'.....

                Worst comedy club imitation of an Attorney General......Attorney General Bill Barr.

                Most Deserving Jailbird Of The Week.......Roger Stone......