Trump threatens to arrest all supermarket shoppers for treason if they complain about rising bills due to his tariffs......reportedly, Kristi Noem has set aside a shut down Florida Wal-Mart to house the incarcerated shoppers, complete with a customized moat for alligators.....
All of Trump's distractions have failed to silence his MAGA base's demands to release the Epstein files.....the President was heard to grumble, "What's the matter with these yoyos? We're trying to get important things done here for the good of the country.....indicting Beyonce and Oprah...."
Trump claims he didn't know Ghislaine Maxwell was moved to low security 'country club' prison......"Believe me, I knew nothing about her buying 8 cartons of my Trump Bibles and Sneakers....I would never let such a thing influence me...."RFK Jr. the supposed 'health' chief, continues dismantling vaccine research......but did request a 30 million dollar budget for a facilities and staff dedicated to the care and feeding of his brain worm.......
Without a shred of real concrete evidence, Tulsi Gabbard and Pam Bondi continue their campaign to indict Obama for treason....Bondi also vowed to look into serious allegations that Obama conspired with 'South Park' and the cast of 'Hamilton' to deny Trump a Nobel Prize.....
Trump stands on the White House roof......and images of him on the roof are used as a cover for a new Medicare pamphlet..."Cognitive Decline Can Happen To You!"
To BQ visitors: Enjoy your Saturday and Sunday....see you after the weekend.To Trump Voters: Don't forget to apply for your second mortgages to cover all your upcoming, tariff-fueled food bills. Should you need more funds, don't forget, many billionaires will have available cash from all their tax cuts to pay you to mow their lawns......
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