Trump finds out, to his shock and surprise, that Putin's not his friend......"And I was all set to gift him with his own personal pool cabana at Mar-A-Lago"
Trump sends in the military to seize control of Washington D.C.....proudly announcing, "This is the greatest military operation like the world has never seen before.....well maybe, once before, when Benito Mussolini sent troops in the conquer Ethiopia...."
Trump re-writes Smithsonian history exhibits......and hopes this will qualify him for either the Pulitzer or Nobel prizes for fiction...
Tom Cruise turns down a Kennedy Center Honors from Donald Trump....explaining, "I already joined one weird crazy cult many years ago, so I really don't need to join another one....
To BQ visitors: Best weekend wishes to you and yours.....To "I didn't vote for this!!" Trump voters.....don't forget to re-activate all your long dormant brain cells in time for the 2026 mid term elections......consider it your last ditch effort to escape the Mythical Kingdom of Trump and return to living in a democracy......maybe you heard of it...the United States of America.....you can google it.
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