WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.....SPECIAL 'I NEVER HAD THE PRIVILEGE...." EDITION.....

 

Trump's never ending embrace of conspiracy theories continues to come back to haunt him with the Epstein Files.....and announced he's seeking to deport Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Stephen Colbert, the entire Washington Commanders team, Barak Obama, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, and all college students with too many consonants in their last names.....

Trump states he was never give "the privilege" of visiting Jeffrey Epstein's private island......further elaborating: "And believe me, it was really an honored privilege.....the chance to grab the pussies of as much beautiful underage age girls I could put my tiny hands on...."

Presenting Trump's replacement for the de-funded 'Sesame Street.....also in the works for children -  'Wheel of Measles" with host RFK Jr. and 'Deport your own Mom and Dad!' with host Stephen Miller......

Trump considers pardons for Diddy and Ghislaine Maxwell......and also promises a free pair of Trump sneakers to all current convicted child rapists, human traffickers, and a lifetime supply of Depends to Harvey Weinstein.

The Kennedy family (minus RFK Jr.) expresses outrage and disgust at Trump's renaming the Kennedy Center with Melania's name.....On Truth Social, Trump complained "I don't know that those snobs are so bent out of shape about.....Melania insisted that every opera will have a fat lady to sing at the very end, so everyone will get a jump on being the first ones out to the parking lots...."

To all BQ visitors: A cooler, breezier weekend to you! In this darkest of times, try to find some fun.

To "I didn't vote for this!" Trump voters......breaking news, dimwits.....all those foreign countries aren't the ones paying for the tariffs....YOU are. Did the Orange Plague forget to pass that info along to you? Must've slipped his mind, along with most everything else.