Trump rages about press coverage of his Alaska summit with Putin....."But he did tip me 30 pieces of gold for selling out the Ukraine and the U.S. and letting him ride in my big beautiful car..."
European representatives accompany Zelensky to the White House, preventing Trump and Vance from putting on their "You-don't-have-the-cards"/"You didn't say Thank You" performances. Complained Trump, "A damn shame they all showed up......we were gonna follow Vladimir's suggestion to pull his pants down and spank him on the Resolute Desk...."
Trump plans to cancel all mail-in voting for the 2026 mid term elections (and also claims an election official demanded he produce his actual car license plate to qualify him for voting...."We want to assure everyone we'll hold free and fair elections for all registered Republicans and everyone who shows up in a MAGA cap. Democrats and Independents will have to produce their steering wheel column and a piece of seat belt to enter the polls....."
Trump continues his attacks on the Smithsonian's historical exhibits that display slavery as "a bad thing"....."It's time the museum started talking about all the positives.....after all, the slaves got a decent wage and meals (from what I've heard) and they were all in the country legally....cause we bought and paid for them fair and square....
Trump zones out yet again, forgetting the name of the Pacific ocean..."I swear it's on the tip of my tongue....what's that ocean called....the Terrific? The Specific? Atlantis? The Big Beautiful Blue water or something like that? It's the one where all the beach party movies were right nearby, you know the ones, with Frankie Avalanche and Annette Punchinello...."
To BQ visitors: Weekend! Weekend! Joy, joy!To "I didn't vote for this!" Trump voters: As always, continual, unpleasant nightmares to you all.
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