WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.......SPECIAL 'TRAVIS & TAYLOR WILL WED AS THE U.S. CIRCLES THE DRAIN' EDITION.....

 America swoons over Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift's engagement while Trump oozes the country ever closer to a fascist dictatorship.....declared the usually creepy Stephen Miller, "A joyous piece of news! We wish them much success pumping out more white babies for our population!"

Trump takes his promised retribution on John Bolton with an FBI raid on Bolton's house......"It was the greatest raid ever in the history of FBI house raids, a raid the likes of which has never been seen before, the raid of raids, the greatest raid that ever was or ever will be, the very, very best raid......"

RFK Jr. continues his destruction of the CDC while pushing his own lunatic pseudo-scientific theories.....claimed Kennedy, "Maybe a little bit of Polio wouldn't hurt these kids so much, maybe toughen them up for the other diseases we're going to let them contract...."

Trump's parade of distractions away from the Epstein files continues......"Actually, Pam Bondi told me she found a recording of Epstein saying repeatedly, "Donald who? Trunk? Bunk? I never heard of him......what, is he supposed to be famous?"  So as you can see, there's no reason at all to release the files.....they'll just confuse everybody....."

Trump still can't comprehend why the "Fake News" truthfully reported his useless Alaska summit with Putin...."And did you notice they hardly ever mentioned I offered him a ride in my bulletproof limo and a whole handful of McDonald's coupons I was saving for myself...it that isn't diplomacy, I don't know what is...."

To U.S. BQ visitors: A most lovely Labor Day Weekend to you all!

To worldwide BQ visitors: If you think all these Weekend Madness Wrap-ups sound awful from where you're sitting, just imagine what it's like for us Americans living through day after day of sheer insanity.  Enjoy your weekend, see you next week!

To "But I didn't vote for this!" Trump voters:  Remember this....sooner or later, Trump's military and his masked, pet goons will come marching down your street. And if you're the wrong color, they won't care how many MAGA hats you bought at the last rally.....