WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP......MEMO TO TRUMP VOTERS: HERE'S WHAT YOU VOTED FOR....

 

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Gaetz gives up Attorney General nomination.....citing the lack of 17 year olds girls among the DOJ staff.....("What a bummer...I'd have to wait for 'take your daughters to work day' to get a shot at 'em"

Trump is forced to add "Ability to keep it in your pants" to nominee applications....("It's unfair, cause I myself could never meet that standard"....)

RFK Jr. suggests mandatory brain worm implants for schoolchildren as a replacement for vaccines.....("One of those little suckers ate half my brain, but it fought off COVID like a champ.....")