PRE-ELECTION MADNESS WRAP-UP....SPECIAL EDITION: 5 DAYS TO VOTE-A-GEDDON - NEW DAY OR DOOMSDAY?

 

Trump unleashes his most unhinged behavior ever as election day looms......assuring his supporters that no traces of sanity, morality or decency will interrupt his campaign......

Trump and his minions seize upon Joe Biden's senile gaffe that made him sound like he called Trump supporters 'garbage...conveniently forgetting that Trump himself called all of America a garbage can.....on purpose. 

Trumpanzee Oligarchs who own the L.A.Times and Washington Post muzzle their editors from endorsing Kamala Harris.....and Jeff Bezos fails to win back over 200,000 Washington Post readers who cancelled their subscriptions by offering them free next day delivery on any air fryer of their choice.....

Thousands of women voters cast their votes early, most likely paying Trump back for ripping away their right to reproductive health care......Trump claims that women can't wait him to protect them and promises to personally squeeze the crotch of any women who takes a selfie of herself voting for Trump.....

Sean Hannity describes Trump's win will be like a Daddy who's come home to spank all of us naughty children.....and claims Trump promised him he'd autograph Hannity's dog-eared, stained copy of "Lolita".....

Trump's 'Garbage Man' stunt goes somewhat awry when he's barely able to reach out to the truck's door handle...."I went carefully since I was afraid the enormous power in my hands would tear the door right off...."

As his parting pre-election shot to women, Trump promises to protect them "Whether they like it or not".....to which millions of women in America remark..."Hard pass".