We swore we were done with madness wrap-ups.....until we couldn't help noticing the madness now taking on doomsday proportions......
So here we go again, but we aim these tidbits specifically toward all Trump voters....you know them, they're the ones now flooding Google with 'How Can I Change My Vote? requests.
Our response: Suck it up, asswipes. This is what you voted for, this is what you're getting. So bend over and take it right where you deserve it the most......
Attention Trump voters: After Matt's installed as A.G., don't forget to send your teen daughters over to his new office to apply for internships......
Senator Lindsay Graham now offering tutoring services to GOP congressmen and senators....with special concentrated instructions on groveling, ring-kissing and guesting on news shows to say, "He didn't really mean what he said..."
GOP conservatives gape stunned at Trump's cabinet nominee choices.....(and immediately put themselves in the running at the Razzie Awards for Worst Supporting Actors Of The Year...)
Trump voters: Meet your new Health Czar. Also welcome back Measles, Bubonic Plague and Polio. Your kids'll love 'em.
Trump voters: Meet your new Surgeon General. Don't forget to stock up on Fava beans and a nice Chianti.....
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