RKF Jr. drops out of the Presidential race, endorses Trump....Multiple dead Kennedy relatives, no longer content to roll in their graves at the thought of their descendent, decide to rise out of their graves to strangle him.....
Trump seethes in rage at the DNC convention, a star-studded joy-filled party, as opposed to his own convention, his babbling finally cut off by Fox News hosts to make way for the next program....."They cut me off at the best part....I had actual foam coming out of my mouth and ears.....and other parts..."
Democratic convention features Republicans who come up with the most withering takedowns of Trump......"But don't forget," boasts Trump, "we had Hulk Hogan ripping his shirt off.....no way they could ever top that!"
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