WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.....SPECIAL 'ATTACK OF THE CHILDLESS CAT LADIES' EDITION...

 

Millions of childless parents and cat ladies prepare to mobilize against J.D.Vance with 'Furious Females & Felines' 1000 cat march planned to surround Mar-A-Lago.....marchers have already deployed drones to spread thick layers of Tidy Cat litter across the resorts lawns...

Pres. Biden plans for ethics reforms to try to clean up the corrupt Supreme Court.....in a desperate bid to avoid government scrutiny, Clarence Thomas and wife Ginni offer Biden one of their RVs, while Bret Kavanaugh promised Biden a lifetime subscription of Beer-Of-The-Month Club.....

When asked if J.D.Vance is prepared to assume the Presidency if required, Trump declares the VP choice is not all that important....."Besides, "  Trump points out, "J.D. knows the score if he doesn't behave. We took down his neck size as part of the vetting process...."

Trump promises Christian audience that once they vote for him they'll never have to vote anymore....he'll fix everything.....and further promises that God-fearing, Trump-loving Christians will be exempt from all Re-Education Concentration Camps, deportations and firing squads.......

Trump claims Kamala Harris suddenly switched from Asian-America to Black and "maybe someone should look into it.......but denied the recent New York Times investigative report that found Trump shares DNA with a 520 pound Pumpkin found growing on a Connecticut farm......

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