Trump returns to claiming the FBI planted the evidence they found in the Mar-A-Lago raid......Trump also suggested the top secret documents were left lying around by Mar-A-Lago's Puerto Rican parking lot valets and pool boys. "They've had it in for me ever since I told 'em to shut up and stop whining about me throwing paper towels at them. Screw 'em if they can't take a joke."
Trump skipped traditional White House portrait unveiling ceremony.......the DOJ and state investigators in Georgia and New York State offered to donate their special portraits of Trump.....after moving the concentric circles and bullseye on each one....
DOJ politely warns Trumpanzee Judge Aileen Cannon that her "protect Trump at all costs because he's very special" ruling won't hold legal water on appeal....... the judge was heard screaming through her chambers, "You cannot touch him! You dare not! Only God and I can decide his fate!"
Steve Bannon newly charged by New York State with defrauding donors with a "Build The Wall" scam after being pardoned of Federal charges by Trump......while prosecutors know for certain that Bannon used donor money for his own personal profit, they admitted they could find no evidence that he ever purchased soap, shampoo, deodorant, combs or razorblades........at Mar-A-Lago, Donald Trump tried using the Harry Potter declassifying magic wand to pardon Bannon, , even though he's no longer President......("Sorry, Steve......I gave it my best shot, but it just doesn't work anymore"....to which Bannon replied, "You fat bastard, isn't that what you told Stormy Daniels?"_
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