Baby Orange threatens "problems the likes of which we've never seen" if the DOJ indicts him......on the other hand, liquor stores across the country plan to heavily stock champagne if and when the indictments are handed down.......
Trumpanzee judge continues her eternal protection of Baby Orange, ruling to halt the DOJ's investigation of the stolen, classified documents found at Mar-A-Lago........Judge Aileen Cannon apologized for the delay in her ruling, due to her attendance at a Mar-A-Lago pool party...."You know how those things are....Lindsey Graham and I took to hoisting a few too many Mai Tais....."
News outlets devote countless hours to Queen Elizabeth's death, upcoming funeral, Charles crowned king, and the never ending soap opera divide between Princes William and Harry.....this constant barrage of coverage prompted Kim Kardashian, her entire family and members of the 'Real Housewives' reality shows to file suit against the royals..... the suit claims the British royal family has tarnished the Kardashian family and co-plaintiffs, daring to compete with their own reputations as the most useless, worthless, inconsequential and monumentally unimportant people on planet Earth.
Lindsey Graham proposes national ban on abortion as women voters everywhere prepare to send the GOP a message......Graham also took great pride in a recent award presented to him by oncologists across the country....."for Senator Graham's great contribution to cancer awareness by portraying a colostomy bag stuck to Donald Trump's hip......"
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