Just when we thought we could take the weekend off.....the madness never stops....
James "Jamie" Spears, the world's most successful white slaver......
So now it's time for everyone to apologize to that sad, pathetic Twitter kid who wailed in anguish, "Leave Britney alone!" as the pop culture hordes feasted on her public mental breakdowns....
Even the most dysfunctional of popular performers never suffered the bizarre punishment handed out to Spears.......total financial, personal and entirely legal enslavement by her father Jamie, who drains his daughter like she's a cash cow that pumps out millions instead of milk.
Republicans should probably embrace this guy, since he's found a whole new way to circumvent Roe Vs. Wade....use a conservatorship to stick an IUD in your daughter to stop any more of those pesky pregnancies.
Jamie wins the "Vegas Trafficker Of The Year Award" for getting the law to set him up as a legally sanctioned pimp who only needs the one girl in his stable to sing and dance for big payouts....no sex required. What a dad.
Derek Chauvin get 22 and 1/2 years for murdering George Floyd.......
Our question......what's the 1/2 year for? Is there an extra 6 months for performing a slow torture public execution of a helpless man for the entire world to see? How do you decide that the merciless, horrific act of squeezing the life out of a human being is worth only a couple of decades and not life imprisonment?
Our "Sickest Comedian Of The Year" award goes to his defense attorney for asking for probation.
As for Chauvin himself, the sociopathic slug provided a startling WTF moment with his promise of "new information" that will give the Floyd family closure.....
Here's what'll give us closure.......the delightful thought of how popular Chauvin's going to be among the prison population. We wouldn't even hazard a guess as to how many very sharp improvised 'shivs' await him......but it's satisfying to think about.
Indictments on the way for the Trump Organization.......
Watching this mob go down the drain may turn out way more entertaining than the CGI car crashes in 'Fast & Furious 9'. Only the secret branch office in Moscow may be left when it's all over....
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